The Distinctive Characteristics of an Indian Mother
The Best In The World
Mothers across the Planet have some Kind of Bond that ties them together and makes them alike. All of them love and care for their children equally. All are the same special creatures. Except the Indian Mother. The Indian Mother is a Specimen, nothing like a Mother from any other Country. Here's how:
1. You've Never Needed An Alarm Clock
And you've never been late when woken up by her. Why? Because there's no snooze button on mommy.
2. The Lunchbox Has To Be Empty When You Come Back From School/ College/ Office
You haven't eaten? You want to fall sick again?
3. You Can Not Leave The House Without Drinking Milk/ Bournvita/ Horlicks
Unless you're willing to withstand an emotional backlash happening.
4. She Will Always Make You Extra Rotis, Even If Your Stomach Is Exploding
And if you question her, 'you are young, you need energy, look how skinny you are' comments will follow.
5. If You're Travelling, She Will Pack For You. Doesn't Matter If You're 14 Or 40
Arrey, one should carry a few things extra na? What if it rains? What if a bear attacks you? What if the world ends?
6. No Matter How You Go To Sleep, You Will Always Wake Up Feeling Cozy In A Blanket
The only thing cozier is your mom's warm lap.
7. To Her, You Will Always Be Her Little Child
My little baccha you will always be.
8. You Can Not Skip A Bath. Ever!
Then there's the constant knocking on the bathroom door because now that you're in the hot shower, you don't want to come out. And dinner's ready.
9. The Number Of Sweaters You Wear In Winter Is Directly Proportional To How Cold She Is Feeling
No matter what your answer is, you will always be one layer short.
10. No Matter Where You Are And What You're Doing, She Will Always Call You By Your Pet Name
Face it, she was single-handedly responsible for at least 63% of your embarrassing moments. This is also probably why you're single right now.
11. You'll Always Be The Prettiest Person In The World For Her
For her, you will always be hotter than the sun. And no one else comes close.
You've got to admit, she's the best person in the world.